At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Why did my mother make you get naked?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
