just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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