So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
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hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
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His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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