my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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