Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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