I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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