dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
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In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
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Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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