I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I will be naked everywhere
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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