i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
farters have to be the big spoon...
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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