Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
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You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
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Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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