IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
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I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
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my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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