it wasn't lemon gatorade
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
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Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
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I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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