About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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