i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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