i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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