Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
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only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
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Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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