on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
