I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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