god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
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btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
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You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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