New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
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Church boner. Awkwardddd
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
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I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
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