I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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