im drinking this country out of the recession.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
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there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
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My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
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