I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
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