I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
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Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
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Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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