I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
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i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
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btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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