If i come over, it means nothing
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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