you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
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Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
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Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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