I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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