I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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