Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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