is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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