This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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