just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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