there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
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sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
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Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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