come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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