well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
birth control should be required to get into college
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Alive.
So much puke
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
