I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
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Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
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I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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