It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
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She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
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Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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