he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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