Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Dating After Heartbreak
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
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I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us