A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
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On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
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you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS