It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
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when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
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Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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