She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
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