Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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