I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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