He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I would fuck him just for his dog
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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