You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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