had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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