Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
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I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
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I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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