You're so nebulous sometimes
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
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just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
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Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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