I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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