I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Your dad touched me again.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
We left an ass print on the piano.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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