oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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