he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
It's never too late to be topless.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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