So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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