Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
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Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
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NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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