How'd it feel making her break her religion?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
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Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
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I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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