A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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