dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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