booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
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How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
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We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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